Identities of the Facical Confederacy of Gimmick Wrestlers
Abe
Height & Weight: 6'8" & 347 lbs
Hometown: Pahoa, Hawaii
Costume: Hawaiian shirt and khaki shorts, thongs also
Finisher: John Wilkes Booth- slingshot headbutt to the sternum
Music: "Pure Massacre" by silverchair
Gimmick/Background: As a child, Abe was brought up in a family that thought America was the bee's knees, they even named their first son after a President of the U.S. This tormented the child as he had no time for the loud mouthed slobs, or Americans. So Abe decided vengeance upon his parents, he wants to earn enough money to change his name to Chang, because the Japanese run our lives these day.
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The Bullseye Kid
Height & Weight: 6'4" & 213 lbs
Hometown: Detroit, Michigan
Costume: Red mask, black pants, red boots and a tattoo of a crosshair on his left arm
Finisher: the intention- spinning DDT
Music: "Loser" by Beck
Gimmick/Background: TBK is a wiry young man that has a big attitude towards others. They are all lower, his small mind sake prevails petty name calling such as "Fart Breath" or "Jelly Belly". His mnners are atrocious but he has one thing going for him, he can wrestle!FCoGW Roster
Ken Chop-Chop
Height & Weight: 5'9" & 135 lbs
Hometown: Japan
Costume: Black boots, white pants and a large red circle on his back
Finisher: Sumo Spin Slam - tumbleweed, 720 degree moonsault
Music: "Turning Japanese"
Gimmick/Background: Being Japanese he learnt the ways of the people. Who can load a Kodak camera blind folded in 3.67 seconds, hanging upside down. He learnt the arts of Camera jitsu, which consisits of blinding people then kicking them ni the nuts. He is also a master of teh mobile phone, he ring for a pizza at the touch of one button, what a man!
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Red Crow
Height & Weight: 6'11 & 330 lbs
Hometown: Unknown
Costume: Black cut-off shorts, black muscle shirt with a weird logo and a crows head on the back, also a goatee.
Finisher: Sin Driver- Fisherman brainbuster
Music: "Innuendo" by Queen without the lyrics
Gimmick/Background: This man has had a past which nobody can find out about. The only thing we know is this guy can take pain like Marilyn Munroe can take sleeping pills, tough huh?
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Death
Height & Weight: 6'10 & 365 lbs
Hometown: Pits of Hell
Costume: Black robe, underneath, black Olympic style wrestling costume, with fire print on bottom half.
Finisher: Death's clutches - chicken wing submission
Music: "The Small Hours" by Metallica
Gimmick/Background: Coming froms the depths of Hell to reclaim his soul, Death is on the search to steal others. He only steals them for revenge, so beware. He may do it by entering through your dreams or freezing your mind in your consciouness! (Where's that spooky music when you need it?
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Big Duke
Height & Weight: 6'10 & 360 lbs
Hometown: Phoenix, Arizona
Costume: Blue Devils basketball jersey and shorts, the jersey has the number 69 on it
Finisher: Big Slam - Powerslam from the top rope
Music: "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen
Manager: The Blue Devil
Gimmick/Background: The ultimate college man. Big Duke was a basketball superstar until that freak accident with little Timmy, he shouldn't of had his hand there in the first place! He needed something to get his mind off things so turned to one of the FCoGW newby camps and got signed up. He brings that college pizazz around the place, hurruh! Wow, what a thrill this guy will be.
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Hawaiian Harvey
Height & Weight: 7'5" & 562 lbs
Hometown: Pahoa, Hawaii
Costume: Hawaiian shirt that has his name printed on the back as well as a pair of torn up shorts that match his shirt.
Finisher: the Pineapple- spinning hair hold, it's called the Pineapple because after the move, their hair looks like the leaves off a pineapple.
Music: "Santa Monica" by Everclear
Valet: Raoul the Pineapple
Gimmick/Background: He has always had the build for wrestling but only turned to it when his yearn for pineapples, it's not sexual or anything, we hope, went to the extreme, his local store ran fresh out. He moved to America to work at Dr. Zeus Burger at the arena but went in the wrong line and became a FCoGW Wrestler instead.
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The Mighty Ice Cream Guy
Height & Weight: 6'1" & 202 lbs
Hometown: Somewhere in Alaska
Costume: The olden day ice cream guy uniform, you know, with the little paper hat?
Finisher: the Ice Cream Scoop slam- scoop slam
Music: "Pop goes the Weasel" Ice Cream truck style
Manager: Icy the Ice Cream Cone
Gimmick/Background: The Mighty Ice Cream Guy moved down from Alaska to Los Angeles with his pal Icy the Ice Cream Cone. The hot weather was hard on everyone, so he decided who better to make ice creams than him! He sold ice creams at an outrageous price and was hated for it. He didn't make much money because after a while people got fed up with him so he dawdled along to the FCoGW to make money wrestling.FCoGW Roster
The Fake Mighty Ice Cream Guy
Height & Weight: 6'1" & 203 lbs
Hometown: Somewhere in Alaska
Costume: The olden day ice cream guy uniform, you know, with the little paper hat?
Finisher: the Ice Cream Scoop slam- scoop slam
Music: "Pop goes the Weasel" Ice Cream truck style
Manager: Icy the Ice Cream Cone
Gimmick/Background: Having seen the success of the real Ice Cream Guy, Steve, he thought he'd cache in on the wealth and success, making appearances at malls as the Mighty Ice Cream Guy, having taken advantage of the time that Mighty Ice Cream Guy is away.
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Vlad the Impaler
Height & Weight: 6'10" & 367 lbs
Hometown: Transylvania, Romania
Costume: Black suit with a black cape
Finisher: the Impaler- he throws an opponent onto a spike he has tied to a turnbuckle, then drinks their blood. Also the Spike- he holds them up by the ankles, then lets go and spikes it before it hits the ground.
Music: "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Gimmick/Background: He believes to be the reicarnation of Prince Vlad, a.k.a. Count Dracula, so he's come here in order to taste the sweet blood of athletes, because it's believed to have high sugar levels. He also has a mean temper.
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Robber D. Jobber
Height & Weight: 5'6" & 154 lbs
Hometown: Albertville, Canada
Costume: Black balaclava and tracksuit. He also carries a bag of stolen goods.
Finisher: the Burgular- springboard moonsault
Music: "Keep on Searching" by the Brady Kids, from the movie!
Manager: Dr. Zeus Xavier
Gimmick/Background: Not much is known about this character except that Dr. Xavier threw him a bone. The Doc caught him stealing from his house and told him if he didn't want to go to prison he has to work for him as a jobber. So he accepted.
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Slobber D. Jobber
Height & Weight: 6'1" & 331 lbs
Hometown: Miami, Florida
Costume: Wears an Alex Wood "I got the Woodpecker" t-shirt, a bib saying "Zeus for President" and faded jeans
Finisher: Slime bomb- a cannonball from the top turnbuckle
Music: "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" by John Farnham
Manager: Dr. Zeus Xavier
Gimmick/Background: The Doc was chatting with his cousin at Christmas when she said her son, Slobber D. Jobber, needed a job, he said "sure" and hired him. He's still scared she'll find out what her son is doing.
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Jean-Pierre Jobbeur
Height & Weight: 6'3" & 216 lbs
Hometown: St. Julien, France
Costume: Wears a frenchy hat, stripey shirt, black pants and boots.
Finisher: the Awful Tower- brain buster
Music: French Anthem
Manager: Dr. Zeus Xavier
Valet: Fi-Fi the Poodle
Gimmick/Background: On holidays from France, Jean-Pierre backed into the Doc's new Cadillac, Jean-Pierre couldn't afford to pay the damages, so the Doc said he could work it off. It's only $2.3 million because it wasn't completely customized.
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bLaCk KnIgHt
Height & Weight: 6'6" & 386 lbs
Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee
Costume: Oilers football jersey, checked pants, mismatching fluro boots, and a funny hat with a propeller.
Finisher: Excalibur- piledriver
Music: "Black Night" by Purple Haze
Manager: Lucy Lawless
Gimmick/Background: He lived in a house where there was Purple Haze and ABBA playing at the same time, why else can he be like this?
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President Kowalski
Height & Weight: 7'2" & 468 lbs
Hometown: Budapest, Romania
Costume: Brown suit
Finisher: Election Day- choke slam form the top turnbuckle
Music: "Star Spangled Banner" lyrics and the music from the Romanian anthem
Manager: Miss D-Vine
Gimmick/Background: Getting addicted to American life, President Kowalski applied for a Visa and got it. He flew over and found out the only two ways to get a greencard were to a) get married to an American citizen or b) wrestle in the FCoGW, he chose the latter and was taken under the wing of the Man.
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Daniel "Ice" McAfferson
Height & Weight: 6'2" & 232 lbs
Hometown: Coldest spot in Antarctica
Costume: Black body suit which turns to blue midway and is blue the rest of the way. Wears blue boots, has long black hair.
Finisher: Melting Point - spinning top rope piledriver
Music: Sounds of a blizzard
Manager: Trance, a Siberian Husky, a dog
Gimmick/Background: Having grown up in the ice lands of Antarctica, "Ice" was found by two Russian explorers on an expedition. He was dressed in a wrestling costume, he was obviously primitive life. Wanting to take him back to America, Ice killed them and fed them to Trance, his manager. He stole their helicopter and wanted to travel the world. But all he knew how to do was wrestle. So the Doc signed him up and now Ice travels the world beating the crap out of any wrestler that goes in the ring with him.
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Munchy Man
Height & Weight: 6'2" & 296 lbs
Hometown: Jefferson City, Missourri
Costume: Fluro green mask, fluro greens boots and black pants
Finisher: Shattered Dreams only he does a diving headbutt!
Music: "Personality" by some guy, I'll tell you when I find out.
Gimmick/Background: His face melted at his acid factory after it splashed on it and now it's deformed. It's turned him into a bitter and twisted man, and he hates everyone who has a perfect face, all he thinks about is revenge on the pretty. He swears at the crowd for their beautiful faces.
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Big Pimp Daddy
Height & Weight: 6'10" & 298 lbs
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
Costume: Orange muscle shirt, purple leather pants, purple robe with orange trimming and a silver cane
Finisher: Pimp Hammerlock drop- sets up for a Curtain Call but drops it into a reverse DDT
Music: Slutty disco music
Valet: His merchandise
Gimmick/Background: Leaving home at the age of 14, Big Pimp Daddy was looking for a career. He soon found out the art of pimping, so he took that up. But soon discovering that the life of a pimp was hard, he took himself to the Doc and signed a contract.
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Silver-Screen Sam
Height & Weight: 6'6" & 312 lbs
Hometown: Salt Lake City, Utah
Costume: He wears the clothing of a sitcom character
Finisher: the Idiot Box- running powerbomb
Music: "No Business like Show Business"
Manager: Janitor Joe
Gimmick/Background: Sam was once a sufferer of television personalities disorder. But after his break-up with tag team partner Alex Wood, he got lonely and started watching movies by himself. Sam's condition moved onto movie personalities disorder, which is a step in the wrong direction for hios mand sake, but a great move for his wrestling, he shows a more desperate side and a more skillful wrestling technique now.
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Dark Sigh
Height & Weight: 6'10" & 467 lbs
Hometown: Transylvania, Romania
Costume: Horned helmet, black pants, spiked shoulder pads and black mesh body piece.
Finisher: Soul Catcher- backbreaker and throws them aside so he can hit them with a double knee drop.
Music: "Spawned Again" by silverchair
Manager: Tina
Gimmick: Unleashed from the sands of time, with the skill training of the ancient arts of combat. He got sick of being inside an hourglass because the sands chaffed him and his doctor said if he kept it up the sand would affect his brain and he would turn into a sea urchin. Weird or what? Goes to show you never to trust a doctor that's in an hourglass with you!
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"Vegas Venger" Vinnie Smythe
Height & Weight: 6'11" & 324 lbs
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
Costume: Has long blonde hair in a pony tail and a goatee. Wears white baggy cargo pants with a dark purple muscle shirt and a robe the same as BPD
Finisher: the Gamble- sets them up for a crucifix slam and turns it into a over-the-shoulder powerbomb
Music: Slutty disco Music
Valet: Big Pimp Daddy and his merchandise
Gimmick: He was always a friend of BPD's. They helped each other through hard times. They have always done things together. Until BPD went to FCoGW and Vinnie got stuck in...dare i say it....WCW. (Yuck!) He was fed up of fighting people he never heard of, so now BPD attempts to get him in a high class fed, the FCoGW. He now comes to ring to do 3 things. Pump up the crowd, have fun and kick ass.
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Back Stabber
Height & Weight: 7'1" & 410 lbs
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
Costume: Silver mask, black leather body suit and a black cape that has flames on it.
Finisher: the Stab in the Back- dropkick to the back
Music: "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave
Gimmick/Background: Living in Las Vegas, Back Stabber got sick of being stabbed in the back by friends and relatives and everyone for money. So he decided the tables would turn, asnd he would do the back stabbing for a change, so he decided to come here and take out the FCoGW or stab us in the back.
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The Man
Height & Weight: 6'9" & 376 lbs
Hometown: New York City, New York
Costume: Black suit
Finisher: the Move- scorpion deathlock submission. Also the Finisher- powerbomb into the turnbuckle
Music: "The Move" by the Beastie Boys
Manager: Miss D-Vine
Gimmick/Background: He wants to prove that lady's men are the only men that can win. And heseems to have the women pretty wrapped up in him. Championship Ohio State Quarterback, the Man moved to New York City to work on Wall Street, becoming a billionaire in four days, he looked for a new challenge. Wrestling, but he tends to get very childish when he doesn't get his own way.
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Jobber Wayne
Height & Weight: 6'3" & 198 lbs
Hometown: Amarillo, Texas
Costume: Cowboy hat, cowboy pants, flannel shirt, red hanky around his neck, cowboy boots and a suede vest.
Finisher: the Duke- top rope Frankensteiner
Music: "Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance" by Regurgitator
Manager: Dr. Zeus Xavier
Gimmick/Background: When the Duke died, the Doc was his coroner, he cut off one of the fingers and kept it, now the most sought after piece of John Wayne merchandise out, anyway, Jobber Wayne wants that digit and the Doc said he can work for it until he earns $6.85 million, hap p y w restling.
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Alex Wood
Height & Weight: 6'3" & 314 lbs
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Costume: Black bandana that has "Alex Wood 9:21" on it, faded jeans, black boots and a black t-shirt that says "Beware of the Woodpecker!"
Finisher: Woodpecker- reverse swinging neckbreaker
Music: "F@#k the Police" by NWA
Gimmick/Background: Born and bred in south-central L.A., Alex Wood had it tough. He was homeless until he found out about wrestling, so he went to some contest called "Who wants to be a FCoGW Wrestler", and won the competition to come in as a roughie, but very promising.
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Haughty Troupe
Wrestlers: The Bullseye Kid
Combined Weight: 509 lbs
Finisher: Pompous Piledriver- MM goes for the piledriver and TBK jumps off the turnbuckle to spike it
Music: "Italian Leather Sofa" by Cake
Gimmick/Background: These two are trying to prove that two conceited heads are better than one. It's well none these two are arrogant, but can you imagine two ignorant wrestlers in the ring on the same team?
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Jobbin' Duo
Wrestlers: J1 & J2
Combined Weight: 621 lbs
Costume: Blue and white stripey pyjamas with blue slippers
Finisher: Double Rum- J2 holds out the opponent and J1 hits them with a slingshot somersault moonsault
Music: "Teddy Bear Picnic"
Manager: Dr. Zeus Xavier
Gimmick/Background: These guys were waiting for tickets out the front of the Doc's office, and he thought they were waiting for contracts, so he snapped them up for the Elite Jobbers.
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South-Central Sitcom co.
Wrestlers: Alex Wood & Sitcom Sam
Combined Weight: 626 lbs
Music: "F@#k the Police" by NWA
Finisher: They don't do any particular tag finisher, they just do their own thing and tag when they want a rest.
Manager: Janitor Joe, only accompanying Alex, he's only Sam's manager.
Gimmick/Background: These two just wanted to get a shot at the belts, that's the only reason they've gone tag!
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Team Money Bags
Wrestlers: J.L. Dollars & Loose Change
Combined Weight: 646 lbs
Costume: J.L. wears a green suit and Loose Change wears a black one
Finisher: Meter Money- they both DDT the opponent
Music: "Stagger Lee" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Manager: Miss D-Vine
Gimmick/Background: These two twins are the Man's cousins, he asked them to help him out in some business proposition and they thought that the money sounded alright so they accepted contracts.
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West Islanders
Wrestlers: Hawaiian Harry & Hawaiian Harvey
Combined Weight: 785 lbs
Costume: They both wear Hawaiian shirts with the names on the back and shorts that match the shirt and no shoes
Finisher: the Island Dream- Harry throws the opponent towards Harvey and he clotheslines them
Music: "Got the Life" by Korn
Gimmick/Background: They are two lads who came over too work in Dr. Zeus Burger, but went through the wrong doors to become wrestlers. Harry is here to prove Americans are just blue-collared slobs and Harvey just wants pineapples.
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If I left anyone off this list or there's a mistake, mail me at [email protected] because I like to fix my mistakes if I do make one, thanks folks! 5th of April, 1999.